Food we will need for the barbecue (or barbeque) will all undoubtedly be prepared at Miss Sikie’s Tasty Tidbits and, if we are lucky, she will provide us with some free samples before the Memorial Day weekend celebrations.
Before the Memorial Day weekend celebrations we will have to consider sending about 4,318 invitations to help unload the grill, tables, tablecloths, paper plates, napkins, etc., and especially flags for the annual Decoration Day visits before the festivities.
Flags for the annual Decoration Day visits before the festivities will be attached to several of the eleven-foot poles we always keep on hand just in case we get an unwanted visitor whom we wouldn’t touch with a ten-foot pole.
And i am really excited that TFWG Off Broadway Stage will host the debut of my new comedy play, Punnetry. It promises to be a laugh a minute — and if I ever find out in which minute that laugh will occur, I will let everybody know. I just hope the theater goers don’t get too upset when they find that the “large supporting cast” I’m advertising turns out to be Mister WMC with his broken arm in a sling.
Fresh air and blue skies with just the right breeze, and you too “can have your own set of wings, with your feet on the ground you’re a bird in flight, with your fist holding tight to the string of your kite“.
The bikini chicks will be slathering on extra sunscreen and “sheltering in place” beneath the blue skies of Florida, while WMC tells them, “Okay, ladies, it’s time to hunker down in the umbrella shack”.
In October I plan to get a Hallowe’en pumpkin and carve it to look like Donald Trump, although I may have difficulty finding a pumpkin as orange as Trump’s skin.
Happy Mother’s Day to all the moms! Today’s Fun Factoids: Seventy-two countries celebrate Mother’s Day on the second Sunday in May. Ten countries celebrate it on the last Sunday in May. Most Arab countries celebrate Mother’s Day on March 21.